So I may have already mentioned the ridiculous hat. But I've never quite managed to make it into a street style section before (I KNOW RIGHT HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE WITH ALL MY NATURAL UNDERSTATEDLY CHIC GOOD TASTE??). Though ACTUALLY to be fair I once had my photo taken on the Champs Elysees by French Elle because they thought my bag was Hermes (most classy thing that has genuinely ever happened to me, obv). Suffice to say the photo did not make it in once I opened my Thames Estuary-accented mouth and stupidly admitted it was £15 from a charity shop. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER FRENCH ELLE.
But anyway yeah, so I've been having the mickey taken out of me all day by my hilariously charming friends after someone tagged me in it on facebook. BFF introduced me to this guy;
Because I'm clearly a misunderstood genius. Pearls before swine, I tell you.
|JESS + HATFRO = WIFEYZ 4 LIFEY|